Duda's Epic Quest To Epicness

Medical Topic of the day:
Today's Topic:  We're looking at Enzyte and the like and talking about how it's bullshit

Off the top of my head:  Enzyte is marketed as a drug that makes your wiener bigger,  It is not actually a drug and just a supplement.  It has a lil' box on it that says it is "not intended or promoted to diagnose, or treat any disease" So there you go.

My research today:  Enzyte is a supplement that contains the following: tribulus terrestris (plant), niacin (vitamin B3), panax ginseng (a root), epimedium (herb), avena sativa (oats), zinc oxide (sun block), lepidium meyenii (another plant), muira puama (plant again), ginkgo biloba (a root), L-Arginine (amino acid), saw palmetto (plant), gelatin (jello), cellulose (newspaper), oat fiber, and some other random shit that won't kill you but won't make your penis bigger either.

I can read the news and then apparently make my dick bigger with this too!

Besides the fact that  many medical professionals have gone on record to say that Enzyte has no basis in medical science what makes anyone think that a magical pill will make their penis bigger?  The marketing is designed to look like the product is in fact a drug and it preys on the most profitable demographic of all time: male insecurity.

Some men even get obsessed with the size of their penis insofar as there is a psychological diagnosis of "penile dysmorphic disorder."  It is actually similar to the disorder that anorexics have where they have a skewed perception of how they look compared to reality.

There aren't many guys who wish they had a smaller penis but a lot of dudes that pray daily the penis fairy will grant them an inch.  The fact is there is no magical way to make your wiener bigger.  Not by surgery, not by pumps, and certainly not by pills.  If someone ever figures out how to actually make penises bigger they will probably be the first trillionaire.

So what about Enzyte?  how can they get away with that?  Well they didn't, the owner went to jail and had to forfeit $500 million in assets.  That is insane.  Half a billion dollars for the equivalent of magic beans.

Quest to 180:
Current Weight:  227
Activity Today:  Ran a 5K, like a boss!
Diet today:  Not too bad.
Comments: I made London Broil on the grill with glazed carrots and potato pancakes.  Why am I not married yet?  Bitches get in line!


The MAN:
Confidence Level:  Better
Social Engineering Tactics:  Confidence
Comments:  New mantra - but it's a secret....shh!


Random:
Listening to:  Nothing today.
Watching:  30 Rock
Reading:  The Gadfly - by E. L. Voynich - It's a free ebook and very good.
Something fun:  The Voynich Manuscript - The husband of E. L. Voynich was a rare book dealer and had this named after him.  It has baffled cryptologists and historians for years.

Egyptians developed beer making skills as a way to preserve grains longer.  It was not like the beer we have today and more like a liquid bread.

Questions or comments can be submitted to dudaday@gmail.com

Disclaimer:  I am not a health care provider, any information presented in this blog should not be considered advice it is mearly an outlet to slake my curiosity.  You should always consult your primary medical provider for any concerns or illness.  Unlike Tylenol, I am not approved by the FDA or American Medical Association to treat or provide relief for any ailment.